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Charlotte Conrad

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André Vidal

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*peppy romantic music*

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* Eileen sings "Ces bottes
sont faites pour marcher" *

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(French accent) And?
What brings you to our beautiful country?

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Are you on vacation?
Vacation?

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It would be nice.

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Oh, a business trip
to Provence?

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I'm just here,
to settle an inheritance.

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Say:

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Would you rather die
invest or in tourism?

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Interesting question.

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As a taxi driver:
into tourism.

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If the box were here
but a hearse,

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then death would probably be more lucrative.

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Besides, they say,
you should invest in good ideas.

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What's wrong with death?
a good idea?

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Sure, of course. Without death there would be life
ultimately worth far less.

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Death is an arrogance of nature.

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A useless invention
without practical added value.

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He is simply unbearable.

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Ah yes. That's what all the people say
who do not live life,

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that they actually want to lead.

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Tss.

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*peppy romantic music*

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He's crazy.
Hey!

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Tss.
What is?

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Oh, nothing.
I just can't explain

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why the French
refuse so vehemently

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to stop at a zebra crossing.
I mean...

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Why do they paint these in France?
white stripes on the road?

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Well, I love this country.

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Stop!

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* Brakes squeak,
Music falls silent. *

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man, man, man,
that was close.

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* The taxi driver sighs. *

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Sooner or later
you would have eaten it anyway.

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Yes, you eat
also oysters alive.

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Nobody will eat this frog.

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*lighthearted music*

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Voila.
That makes 87.90 euros.

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Well, that's 90.

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That's right.
Thanks.

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Thanks.

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I'll be back in five minutes. Rose.

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It's strange that Rose
and Olivier die on the same day.

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Well, we'll do the rest tomorrow.

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Yes.
Mmm.

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It's about time anyway
for the wild boar roast.

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You did well.
Yes? Hmm.

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As always.
But you too.

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About Olivier
I'll worry about it later.

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Allons-y.
Allons-y.

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*slow music*

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Oh la la. Mmm.

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Magnificent.

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(Emilie) Mmm. Bon appetite.
- Thank you, Cherie.

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Admit it. You...

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... think all the time,
what happened to Charlotte.

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He was in love with her as a child.
- Really?

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Andre has with his family
lived next door.

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We used to
played with each other. That was all.

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Is that her? Here it says,
she is a management consultant.

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(Gilbert) Oh, pretty.

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* There's a knock. *

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Mr. Mayor!
We wanted Olivier

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pay our last respects.
- Sincere condolences.

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Thanks. Please stay.
The food will be ready soon.

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There is "sanglier roti"
a la Gilbert.

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Yes, but very much.

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Andre, he was
a good boules player.

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Yes.

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He did a lot for our village.

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He has that.

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On Olivier.
- (all) On Olivier.

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* relaxed music *

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Sorry, frog.

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Hopefully they'll be there soon.

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* She is out of breath. *

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Uncle Olivier.

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Hello?

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*mysterious music*

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Hello?

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* Music stops. *

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* She sighs. *

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*Accordion music*

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Monsieur le maire?
A table.

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(Gilbert) Attention.
Chaud, chaud, chaud.

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(Mayor) A table!

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* muffled babble of voices *

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* People are chatting. *

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Hello! Bonjour!

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Charlotte, bonjour!

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Bienvenue.

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My name is Conrad.

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I am the niece
by Olivier Hausmann.

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Vidal. I have been for fifteen years
employed here as an undertaker.

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You are the one
with whom I have to share my inheritance?

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It's me.
I'm pleased.

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All the world,
this is Charlotte.

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(Emilie) Bonsoir.
Emilie, our intern.

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And the Obelix here,
this is Gilbert.

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Obelix?
Enchant.

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Looks more like Miraculix.

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* Emilie laughs. *

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He is our chef and the best
Mortuary make-up artist in France.

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Bonsoir.
Bonsoir.

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The others are
here to condole.

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Jean-Francois, Segolene,
then here is the mayor.

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Thank you.
And Paul Pastis.

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(all) Non, non! Mon Dieu.
No, no, not there!

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Olivier always sat there.
Pardon.

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Tastes fine.
(Gilbert) Of course it tastes great.

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I don't have the meat
inserted for less than 24 hours

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into an excellent one
Bordeaux Superieur.

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Colorful pepper, fleur de sel,
Rosemary, thyme

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and the best olive oil
from the region.

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Maybe a touch
too much garlic.

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What please?
Gilbert is a bit sensitive about this.

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I'm not sensitive.
You are very sensitive. But.

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No. Just because the Germans
have no idea about cooking.

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Never have anything
of the antibacterial effect

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of garlic?
Garlic prolongs life.

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Then you should
don't tell anyone,

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otherwise your funeral home has it
soon a problem.

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What about your mother?
Is it still coming?

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My mother
can be excused.

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She won't come to the funeral
her own brother?

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Pff. Incroyable.

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(in the background) Emilie!

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Here comes your lover.
He is not my lover.

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But.
- No.

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*soft music*

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(Gilbert) Salute, Mathieu.
Hello, Mathieu.

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Hello, Emilie.
- Salute.

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Ca va?
- Mmm.

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Salute.

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What's up?

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I wanted to ask you
whether you...

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...after dinner, of course
...maybe you want to...

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... with me a little
to go for a walk.

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Today is really bad.

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We have visitors from Germany.

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Oh, I want there now
not in between...

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D'accord.

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C'est pour toi.

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Thank you.

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(Mayor) Unfortunately I have to
go, otherwise my children will scold me.

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The roast was merveilleux.
So...

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... a la memoire d'Olivier!
- (all) A Olivier!

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Olivier.

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(Gilbert) I think you should
Give Mathieu a chance.

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The boy is pretty
in love with you, you know.

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Life is
too short for love.

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It definitely is
too short for um...

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... too little wine.
Not true?

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I'll get some more rose.

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Long journey?
Yes.

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The taxi drivers here...

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* Paul snores. *

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Yes.

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* They laugh. *

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*slow music*

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Oh, Merde!

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You are disappointed.
I don't understand.

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Charlotte can
don't remember me.

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As a child she did
loved my bedtime stories.

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Let them get there first, okay?
You will see:

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After two glasses of wine
the memory comes by itself.

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Let's hope so.
Let's see.

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I think we should now
talk about business.

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Allons-y.

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I would close the business
would like to start as soon as possible.

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(all) company closure?

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The chateau is located
in a fantastic location.

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A lot of people pay for that
a lot of money for.

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Do you want to sell it?

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A hotel company
would certainly be interested.

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Tourists instead of dead people.

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You can't do it here
march in and...

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What should I do with half?
a funeral home?

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You could be a silent partner.
I beg you.

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I believe
You've had enough for today.

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Don't you want to first
say goodbye to your uncle?

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Before you destroy his life's work?
We should discuss this tomorrow.

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I think she's right.

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Thanks for the food.

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See you later.

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See you in the morning.

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Sell? I don't sell anything.

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I don't sell.

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* exciting music *

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Bonsoir!

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Il y a quelqu'un?

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Qu'est-ce qu'il y a?

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Do you know,
what time is it?

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My assistant has a room
booked and there is no one here.

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That's an outrage.

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Rose is dead.

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What?
Rose is dead.

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How unprofessional.
I'm sorry, what?

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Nothing.
* She sighs. *

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*distant dog barking*

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* dynamic music *

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This woman has no heart
and no sense.

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She was like that as a child...
Please don't say innocent now!

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Full of imagination,
Curiosity and joy of life.

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Why don't you just say,
who are you?

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That you know each other from before
and even were something like friends.

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I'm not carrying her
the memory afterwards.

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I want her to get away from herself
from reminded of me, of us.

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*bell*

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*bell*

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Bonsoir.

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Back already?

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Don't act so hypocritical!

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You knew exactly

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that you roses
Have a corpse in the basement.

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We're just discreet.

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You have me
let it run discreetly.

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* dynamic music *

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Well, just ask!

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You fully enjoy your triumph.

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You're not
a bit old for that?

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All right.

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If it makes you happy.

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You might have
a room for me?

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Hmm.

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Besides, I still have to
feed my frog.

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You're lucky. There anyway
Half of the chateau is yours,

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come in.

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My old room.
Towels are in the closet.

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And if you otherwise
need something else,

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just ask.
Thanks.

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Bonne nuit.

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Good night!

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*soft music*

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* Listen to the children's song in your mind
"One kilometer a pied". *

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* A rooster crows. *

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(in her memory, boy)
Un, deux, trois...

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*Birds chirping*

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(in her memory)
Un, deux, trois...

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* The boy counts
continue in French. *

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(in her memory, man)
Charlotte!

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Uncle Olivier!

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(Audiobook) "Welcome

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to Kappelbecks
Leadership seminar!"

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"In the next chapters
find out,

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like you the wisdom of
use Chinese warfare,

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to in your job and in your life
to get what you want."

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* dynamic music *

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* She is out of breath. *

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Bah!
That's disgusting!

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Bonjour.

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(out of breath) Bonjour.

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You should change, we have
Make an appointment with the notary right away.

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* upbeat music *

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Here.

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First of all, here is
You should please

260
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tell your wife mom,
that he is sorry.

261
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,760
What is he sorry about?

262
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,160
That's not what it says here.

263
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,360
Otherwise, you both inherit
the property in equal shares.

264
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,280
We already know that.

265
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,400
Who determines
what happens now?

266
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,240
Olivier definitely wanted that
the institute will continue.

267
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,840
Or not?
There's nothing about that here.

268
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,560
It's clear.

269
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,280
You can do with the property,
what you want.

270
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,760
Corn...
They just have to agree.

271
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,680
And? What happens now?
I continue to do my work.

272
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,160
Weren't you listening before?

273
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,520
We are condemned to
us to agree.

274
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,160
People don't stop
to die,

275
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,880
just because in the chateau
an inheritance dispute breaks out.

276
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,840
They should
eat more garlic.

277
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,400
And how did it go?

278
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,200
Not good.
Not good.

279
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,600
Life is too short,
to argue.

280
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,120
We'll see.
Great.

281
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,120
Where is my mimolette?

282
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,600
I have no idea what you're talking about.

283
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:09,360
I'm talking about cheese, last night
it was still in the fridge.

284
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,760
My beloved Mimolette,
aged for 18 months,

285
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,880
Expensive and damn tasty.
The smelly thing was a cheese?

286
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,160
You have my...

287
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,840
They have Gilbert's favorite cheese
thrown away?

288
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,320
That looked like a spoiled one,
disgusting something.

289
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,840
Like a moldy fruit
or the head of a dead alien.

290
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,120
Maybe I can...Where...
Gilbert!

291
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,400
No chance
the garbage disposal was already there.

292
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,400
You'll regret this.

293
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,800
And the cheese
you are deducting from their inheritance!

294
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,560
Well done.
Moment. Where are you going then?

295
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,600
Into the basement.
Can we clarify this?

296
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,720
Monsieur Richard.
I need more green.

297
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,680
I have to get to the car.
I'll help you right away.

298
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,160
* He curses. *

299
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,720
What is he doing here?

300
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,480
He paints the coffin
his late wife Rose.

301
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,560
The pension owner's widower?
Exactly.

302
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,080
Wait.

303
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:06,240
What do you want?
with all the dead? I mean...

304
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,280
Can we do the inheritance thing
discuss up here?

305
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,000
They don't just fear French
cheese, but also death.

306
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,760
Nonsense.
And I fear tourism.

307
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,480
(Gilbert) Nice, isn't it?
Carved.

308
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,800
Pure handwork,
an elegant model.

309
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,760
Almost as elegant as you.

310
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,880
Oh, Gilbert, you're a charmer.

311
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,120
You certainly got that from the good one
learned old Olivier, right?

312
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,560
We can the coffin
feel free to reserve.

313
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,040
That's what you would do?
- Always for you, Madame Bardeau.

314
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,320
Even if it
should still take a while,

315
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,720
until the Lord God takes me to himself?

316
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,440
Of course, Madame Bardeau.

317
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,760
We can help you
also be accommodating with the price.

318
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,120
Thanks.
You're a good person, Gilbert.

319
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,480
Say, can I
Say goodbye to Olivier for a moment?

320
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,000
But of course.

321
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,200
Come, Madame Bardeau,
I'll show you the way.

322
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,360
Bonjour.
(Madame Bardeau) Bonjour.

323
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,520
It's a mystery to me
that some people believe

324
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,040
they go to heaven,
because they are an expensive wooden box

325
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,120
Buy with Christian symbolism.

326
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,800
You don't believe in anything, I take it?
Are you?

327
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,960
They believe in all seriousness
to paradise?

328
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,600
How can you at your age
please believe in God?

329
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,640
You are free to

330
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,960
from church-conventional
To refrain from burials.

331
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,520
For example, your ashes
to have it pressed into a diamond.

332
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,560
Or for research purposes

333
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,800
the dissecting debutant
a medical institute

334
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,320
to provide.

335
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:56,320
You can your beloved body
but also plastinate

336
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,960
and in a fancy museum
let put.

337
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,640
They always become real ones
Bodies wanted for crash tests

338
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,600
for the automotive industry.

339
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,360
But let me.

340
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,480
* rumbling thunder and rain *

341
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,680
* A clock
ticks loudly in the background. *

342
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,560
What are you doing there?

343
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,520
An efficiency analysis of the company.
Aha.

344
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,040
How efficient
Do people in the village die?

345
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,600
Not very efficient.

346
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,160
It's because of the good wine
and the seafood.

347
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,840
Take a look
I'd rather take a look at this.

348
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,880
The property price development
for Provence

349
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,440
for the last ten years.

350
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,080
lavender and wine tourists,
Olives...

351
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:52,520
Hotel investors are constantly looking
for new, beautiful objects.

352
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:57,360
Even if we look at the yield
divide and you peel off the cheese,

353
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,280
it's still more lucrative
as your little dying business here.

354
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,040
You don't understand, do you?
What?

355
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,840
Have it for your uncle
watched at work?

356
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,680
The people in the village need us.
To die?

357
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,280
Most people get that
alone, right?

358
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,000
It's about the relatives,
not just about the dead.

359
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,480
The residents trusted Olivier.
He listened to everyone.

360
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,480
Grieving is lonely.

361
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,160
Wait!

362
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,200
What do you think?
from the following suggestion:

363
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,640
We fetch for the object
an expert report.

364
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,640
I'll pay you 60 percent
of the determined market value.

365
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,840
In return I can come with you
Do whatever I want with the property.

366
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,960
There's food in an hour.

367
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,440
*soft music*

368
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,160
Hello, Emilie.

369
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,040
We have to...
No, no, no.

370
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,360
I rather believe
we have to...crack them.

371
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,400
Like an oyster.
You know: hard shell...

372
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,240
... soft core.
You don't believe that yourself.

373
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,240
But. There is.

374
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,760
And I know him.

375
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,480
Is that you?
Yes.

376
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,440
Me and my friends
by the Flying Frogs.

377
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,440
This is my helmet camera. Cool, right?

378
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,160
Do you want to kill yourself?
On the contrary.

379
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,160
I want to feel life.

380
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,920
And then I feel it
with every fiber of my body.

381
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,440
If something happens,

382
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,280
you are with your undertaker friends
in good hands.

383
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,880
Have your coffin
already chosen?

384
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,720
In fact I have mine
already picked out my coffin.

385
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,760
Can't everyone pretend
as if we were immortal.

386
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,160
Et voila, mesdames. Now let's eat.

387
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,240
Et voila.

388
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,280
Oysters.
Do you have a problem with oysters?

389
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,200
No, I...

390
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,400
Oysters contain a lot
healthy omega-3 fatty acids,

391
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,280
are extremely low in cholesterol and...

392
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,800
... promote potency.

393
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,080
Casanova is supposed to eat 50 of them a day
have eaten.

394
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,720
Whoever needs it.

395
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,480
By the way, I have
Googled her weird cheese.

396
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:09,200
Imposed in May 2013
the US customs authorities

397
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,240
a ban on the import of Mimolette
with the justification,

398
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,720
that the cheese as a whole
or partly from one

399
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,000
dirty, spoiled
or rotten substance

400
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,240
and as food
was not suitable.

401
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,760
says the country,

402
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,560
in which they grilled marshmallows
consider it a delicacy.

403
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,280
And if you go further
look so disgusted

404
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,640
I'll eat away your oysters.

405
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,000
Then you can look
where you stay

406
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,640
in vain search
like currywurst.

407
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,360
I know, seeing things
pretty disgusting.

408
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,160
I found that earlier too.
But then I thought to myself,

409
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,360
life is too short,
to be afraid of delicious food.

410
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,160
Is that some quirk of yours?
What?

411
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,760
Life is too short for this,
life is too short for that.

412
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,080
Come. I'll help you.

413
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,960
* soulful music *

414
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,840
Sniffing with sea salt.

415
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,680
Say, in that house
A family used to live there, right?

416
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,760
Yes, but that was a long time ago.
Where are they now?

417
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,120
Moved away.

418
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,160
What a shame.

419
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,800
Did you know the family,
who lived there?

420
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,560
Just fleetingly.

421
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,920
With the little,
fat neighbor boy

422
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,440
I played from time to time.

423
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,800
What was his name again?
How about we come later?

424
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,000
Play a game of boules?
I would be there!

425
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,800
As far as I'm concerned.

426
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,720
Charlotte?

427
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,640
My name is Charlotte
with "e" at the end.

428
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,880
Okay, Charlotte with an "e" at the end.

429
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,440
I have a suggestion.

430
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,640
You and I play boules
and whoever has 13 points first,

431
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,160
can decide
what happens to the chateau.

432
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,440
We will
definitely don't do it.

433
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,440
Why not? Your uncle has
taught you.

434
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,960
How do you know that?

435
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,080
Every Frenchman
teaches children to play.

436
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,680
My uncle was not French.

437
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,920
Your uncle was more French
than any Frenchman.

438
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,600
Tell me, how long have we been?
actually everyone on a first name basis?

439
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,400
Since today.

440
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,480
*carefree French music*

441
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,640
* Music stops. *

442
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,360
* calm piano music *

443
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,000
So, some more rouge for Rose.

444
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,480
She becomes Richard
certainly liked it.

445
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,880
You have that
Really well done, Gilbert.

446
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,680
Looks beautiful.

447
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,040
Even death
can't harm her.

448
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,760
* mysterious string music *

449
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,600
That doesn't exist.

450
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,200
Uncle, uncle.

451
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,520
*Keyboard clacking*

452
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,720
* Whistles and splashes *

453
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,760
* Andre hums. *

454
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:38,720
(Audiobook) "Chapter two:
Killing with someone else's knife."

455
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,120
"How to engage allies
those against your enemy

456
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,360
wage a proxy war."

457
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,040
*Church bells*

458
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,920
* calm, sad music *

459
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,440
Rose has all people
welcomed with open arms.

460
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:00,080
A feeling for strangers in a foreign land
to give closeness and security,

461
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,280
to give a home,

462
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,640
even if it's just
for a few days was -

463
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,720
- that was our rose.

464
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,360
Bonjour.
Bonjour.

465
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,760
Mmm.

466
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,960
I completely forgot
how delicious these things taste.

467
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,440
Headache?
Mmm.

468
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,680
I went dancing yesterday.

469
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,640
Where can you dance here?

470
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,160
There is a small village disco there.

471
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,800
Not bad at all.

472
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,840
Only the wine isn't the best.

473
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,200
Bonjour.

474
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:17,160
Cheri, just because we once
slept together,

475
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,960
That doesn't mean that by a long shot

476
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,720
that you enjoy our croissants
may operate.

477
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,720
Ca va pas, non?

478
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,800
Thank you for the croissant.
- Bonne journee.

479
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,560
You cost your life
Pretty nice, huh?

480
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,280
To the fullest.

481
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,360
You love the non-binding nature.

482
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,200
And, do you keep a diary
about your conquests?

483
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,680
No, I'd rather enjoy the moment.

484
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,360
Then I concentrate
to the next one.

485
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,840
At least that's what I'm trying to do.

486
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,920
*Trigger*
Yum!

487
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,480
*giggle*

488
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,400
And you,
are you enjoying the moment?

489
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,520
*soft music*

490
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,240
I ask myself all the time

491
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,240
what a girl like you
in a town like this.

492
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,760
It's simple.

493
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,600
I took a trip around the world.

494
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,680
I wanted to experience everything.

495
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,840
And am here
just stuck.

496
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,920
Because it's the most beautiful here?

497
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,200
*Trigger*

498
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,680
It is the light
Don't you see that?

499
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,920
* The music becomes melancholic. *

500
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,920
* She takes a deep breath. *

501
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,000
* A woman speaks up
in French. *

502
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,160
Yes, hello.

503
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,400
I would like a suspicion
report tax fraud.

504
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,800
Something's not right there.

505
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,120
The snake
is far too relaxed for me.

506
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,840
Probably
the memory slowly comes back.

507
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,840
We should keep trying
To build trust in her.

508
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:54,400
Okay, then I'll go see her
and build a bit of trust.

509
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,960
Oh, Gilbert.

510
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,160
Gilbert!

511
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,840
Gilbert!

512
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,880
* rhythmic accordion music *

513
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,560
We have to talk.

514
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,720
Do you want to kill me?

515
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,800
Ah, I see!

516
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,880
If it doesn't work,
you produce your corpses yourself.

517
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,680
Have you this morning
Had a clown for breakfast?

518
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:22,680
No, a delicious croissant.
You have to understand that.

519
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:25,520
You can't snow in
and destroy everything!

520
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,800
We will find a solution,
that satisfies everyone.

521
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,640
Assuming they are stuck
that huge butcher knife gone.

522
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,200
I could give you today
Help with cooking if you like.

523
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,200
What's wrong with you?

524
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:41,960
Weren't we already on a first-name basis?

525
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,040
What are you reading?

526
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,880
Bartleby.
Melville!

527
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,400
Can I?

528
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,840
"For my big brother Olivier,

529
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:02,320
who, like Bartleby, has a life
beyond civil constraints

530
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,920
and want to live by conventions.

531
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,640
With love, your little sister."

532
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,440
Vive la deraison.

533
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,160
*happy music*

534
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,960
Mmm. What's up?

535
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,560
Braised leg of lamb in rosemary jus.

536
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,760
And as an amuse-gueule
a few juicy grenouilles.

537
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,520
Grenouilles?
Frog legs.

538
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:38,240
Absolutely not.
Mimolette against frog, that's fair!

539
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,280
You must have drunk too much rose.

540
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,240
* rhythmic music *

541
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,880
*Quack*

542
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,280
Off to freedom,
you little green prince!

543
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,800
*Quack*

544
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,920
You chop the garlic.

545
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,680
I should do that with my uncle
always do before.

546
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,280
How...did he die?

547
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,840
I mean, was it painful?

548
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,520
He had the rare luck
to fall asleep gently.

549
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,280
As you wish.

550
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,640
A few weeks ago he noticed
that it would come to an end

551
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,400
and everything was set in motion.

552
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,760
That's why he has Andre
hand over the management.

553
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,120
As he had always wanted.

554
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,040
He just forgot
to fix this in the will.

555
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,600
Want you
not say goodbye slowly?

556
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,440
I think I'll do that tomorrow.

557
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,480
But you could show me

558
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,800
where he should be buried.
Gladly. Come on.

559
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:57,440
But remember,
to be back in time for dinner.

560
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,000
We should do it.

561
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,800
(sighing) Quel amour fou!

562
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,320
* cheerful music *

563
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,480
You bring it in the hearse
your dates too?

564
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,840
Only those who are worth it to me.

565
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,520
But you're a partner now
in a funeral home.

566
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,280
You'll be sitting here more often.

567
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,840
Nice try.

568
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,400
*mobile phone*

569
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:40,040
Do you know how many people
die as a result of too much work?

570
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,640
With the work ethic of Provence

571
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,360
certainly not many.
Is that so?

572
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,920
Here it will
ate more than worked.

573
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,480
And then they sell that
to all as savoir-vivre.

574
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,640
What do you actually have?
against the French art of living?

575
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,560
It probably runs in the family.

576
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,280
Olivier saw it differently.

577
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,200
My mother could never understand

578
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,600
why her brother
stayed in France.

579
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,120
The two were political.

580
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,640
When they were young, they wanted
change the world together.

581
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,960
But at some point Olivier
no longer saw the meaning of it,

582
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,320
dropped out of his political studies
and just wanted to leave.

583
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,880
And while
my mother, his sister,

584
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,600
with her little left-wing bookstore
had to struggle to stay afloat,

585
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:23,640
he has himself while playing
Monte Carlo built a fortune.

586
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,120
Maybe
Was she secretly jealous?

587
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,720
Envious?

588
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,000
While she
fought for their ideals,

589
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,120
he is here in paradise
Made a lazy spring.

590
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,840
In paradise?

591
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,760
*soft music*

592
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,320
And from here
should be my uncle's ashes

593
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,280
be scattered to the four winds.

594
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,800
Yes.

595
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,880
I could have imagined

596
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,720
that he doesn't last half an eternity
want to spend underground.

597
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:21,280
As much as he loved the sun,
the air, the mountains and fields.

598
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,000
Yes, he loved that.

599
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,520
But to be honest,

600
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,440
no one spends
half an eternity underground.

601
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,920
After one to two years
not much left of the body.

602
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,240
Wherein fingernails, tendons
and hair needs a little longer.

603
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,320
After that it's just
the bone structure there.

604
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,240
Ashes to ashes...
...dust to dust. Exactly.

605
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,200
Depending on how often the relatives

606
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,480
the rental agreement
extend for the grave,

607
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,040
it will then be dug up again

608
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,040
and the remains are disposed of.

609
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,560
How do you do that?
What?

610
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,080
You all day long
deal with death,

611
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,320
without despairing.

612
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,400
I believe
you despair much more,

613
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,960
if you don't
deals with it.

614
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,520
Memento mori.
Memento mori.

615
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:08,640
Carpe diem, YOLO...
Call it whatever you want.

616
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,160
I believe it is important

617
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,440
that you
always makes you aware

618
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,040
that we will die at some point.

619
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,640
Otherwise you will
very quickly part of the mill

620
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,800
and then you live
his life no more,

621
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,240
but look at him
only when the offense occurs.

622
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,800
* upbeat music *

623
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,080
(Gilbert) Bonjour,
mademoiselle and monsieur.

624
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,800
What can I do for you?

625
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,560
Laurent, tax investigation.

626
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,520
This is Monsieur Fabius,
my assistant.

627
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:53,840
We are here for
an unannounced tax audit.

628
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:57,200
If you would be so kind,
Show us your accounting.

629
00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:58,720
Yes.

630
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:03,840
Also have a permit
or how do you say it?

631
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,200
(Gilbert) Mmm...

632
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,480
I think I've been here before.
With your uncle?

633
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,360
Yes, he has me and
brought the neighbor boy here.

634
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:16,880
Nice, right?

635
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,440
You don't know by chance

636
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,240
What was the name of the family next door?
No idea.

637
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,520
Did you like him then?
the little boy?

638
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,560
Yes, he was funny.

639
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,080
Maybe a little fat,

640
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,080
but he has me
made to laugh.

641
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,320
I think he liked you too.

642
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,880
I'm so stupid.

643
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,800
That's you!

644
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,040
Andre Vidal, of course!

645
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,440
How could I be so blind?

646
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,720
Maybe,
because I look different now.

647
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,960
What do I have?
Have you forgotten everything?

648
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,560
Why didn't you say anything?

649
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,600
You were suddenly so different
something like my opponent.

650
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,760
Hello, Andre!

651
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,160
Glad you're back.

652
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,360
* romantic music *

653
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,840
You always have back then
thought up such beautiful stories.

654
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,200
Your uncle wanted me to tell you
tell bedtime stories,

655
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,760
so that you fall asleep better.

656
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:25,560
But they were so exciting that I...
especially couldn't sleep.

657
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,760
Monsters, zombies, aliens...
You had a lot of imagination.

658
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,280
You too, Charlotte.

659
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,400
You even thought about it
what it would be like

660
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,760
to emigrate to France.
I think you're confusing me.

661
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,960
You had pro and con lists.
And? What happened?

662
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,920
You have grown up.

663
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,360
* Engine rattles. *

664
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,960
* Engine rattles. *

665
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,240
* Engine rattles. *

666
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,240
That can't be true!
Yes.

667
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:09,560
French and their junk carts.
This is a German make.

668
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,880
Didn't say anything.
And we split the bill 50:50.

669
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,200
The car is part of the heritage.
This could suit you.

670
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,560
And now?

671
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,960
Now we're running.

672
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,640
Are you crazy?

673
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,920
Those were
but at least 20 kilometers.

674
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,040
Let's be crazy.

675
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,840
Long live unreason.

676
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,840
Vive la deraison.
Vive la deraison!

677
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,680
* Zaz sings "Si jamais j'oublie" *

678
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:42,080
(in the background) You were
my chief.

679
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:24,240
A car.

680
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,800
(mocking) Tired?

681
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,320
Oh, nonsense.

682
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,160
Thank you.

683
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,560
* dreary music *

684
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:25,040
Ca, c'est interesting.
- Ah... tres bien.

685
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,000
Mademoiselle Laurent,
Monsieur Fabius,

686
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,840
you might want...
-No, thank you.

687
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,720
Non.

688
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,600
(Mlle Laurent) Thank you.

689
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,640
Thank you!

690
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,320
* soulful music *

691
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,960
Look, a butterfly.

692
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,680
* They laugh. *

693
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:11,280
I've always been faster.
I'll get you.

694
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,360
Faster. I'm faster!

695
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,080
* Dialogue not audible *

696
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,800
(Gilbert) There you are finally.
I tried to call you!

697
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,320
I have
didn't take my phone with me.

698
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:57,840
So what's going on?

699
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:02,120
Laurent from the tax office is here
for an unannounced tax audit.

700
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,280
So what?
We have nothing to hide.

701
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,040
It's been in there for hours.

702
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,600
Something's not right there.

703
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,960
Always keep calm.

704
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,200
(Gilbert) You want
under no circumstances be disturbed.

705
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,000
(Gilbert) Voila.

706
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,520
* Desktop calculator clicks. *

707
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,800
*rolling thunder*

708
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,120
I hope it was tasty.

709
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,680
Mademoiselle Laurent...

710
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,520
Listen.
The way it looks

711
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,560
good old Olivier had
some skeletons in the basement.

712
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,120
Part of his job, right?

713
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,920
He has had more in recent years
People buried as stated.

714
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:02,600
After an initial review of the files

715
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,760
he had over 88,000 euros
Tax debts with us.

716
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,280
What?

717
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:11,560
(Mlle Laurent) And left it to you.
I'm sorry, Monsieur Vidal.

718
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,680
*thunder*

719
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:20,720
We'll take the documents with us.
You will receive the notification by post.

720
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:26,120
(sighing) Bonne soiree.
(all) Bonne soiree.

721
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,880
Putain de merde.
What do we do now?

722
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:36,960
Maybe our Hydra can
pay the tax debts.

723
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,280
She is after all
Business consultant.

724
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,280
You don't earn that well there either.

725
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,480
We'll do it first
continue as before.

726
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,040
After all
Olivier's funeral is tomorrow.

727
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,800
It has to be like this
how he imagined it.

728
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,320
On Olivier.
On Olivier.

729
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:57,840
On Olivier.

730
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:13,200
(Audiobook) "Chapter three:
The truth lies in the lie."

731
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:15,280
"The fine art of lying

732
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:19,560
is an extremely complex one
and difficult area."

733
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,840
* thoughtful sigh *

734
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,960
* soulful music *

735
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,240
Olivier?

736
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,160
Mmm.
He loved you.

737
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,120
If you still remember your uncle
want to say goodbye,

738
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,000
then...
now would be a good moment.

739
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,560
*quiet humming*

740
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,480
Nice suit.

741
00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:58,240
Was his favorite suit.

742
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:04,160
I just knew him
with shorts and an open shirt.

743
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:11,480
He looks peaceful.

744
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,400
That's our job. Among other things.

745
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,920
What do you think
what he would look like without us?

746
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,960
Gilbert, it's good now.

747
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,800
It's true. You have to
face reality.

748
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,680
People only see that
what they want to see.

749
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:29,800
The surface, sure.

750
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:34,040
This is just for some
a profitable property.

751
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,440
But if you look closer,
human lives depend on it

752
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:40,920
what happens to this building.
Gilbert. It's good now.

753
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,320
Forgive me, Uncle Olivier.

754
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,320
Forgive me for making you
never visited again.

755
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,560
Gilbert! Was that really necessary?

756
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,080
Who says not her

757
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,760
is behind the tax matter?
Charlotte? Nonsense!

758
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,960
I'll bet my three bottles
Chateauneuf du Pape,

759
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,600
that she has something to do with it.

760
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,360
The 2003 vintage!

761
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,720
Charlotte might like
be pragmatic,

762
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:18,080
but something so nasty
she would never go through with it.

763
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,280
Now of all times
a tax audit?

764
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,840
Where the snake for hours
snooped in accounting?

765
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,880
She knows
that we can't pay

766
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,520
and you yourself
have to be paid out by her.

767
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,760
You are
become a suspicious block!

768
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,800
And you are in love and deluded!

769
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:39,680
Olivier was a good one
and sincere man.

770
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:42,360
As my parents
died in a car accident,

771
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,960
he took me in,
like your own son.

772
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,080
He taught me to grieve.

773
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,400
Removed my fear of death.

774
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,880
He never lied to me.

775
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:58,440
Trust was in our little one
Substitute family is very important.

776
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,760
That was the most important thing.

777
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,840
It's true...

778
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,160
He has over the years
cheated on taxes.

779
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,400
For a total of 88,000 euros.

780
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,800
That was
definitely not a brilliant performance.

781
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:16,080
But that's why it's his life's work
to be destroyed posthumously,

782
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:17,720
he doesn't deserve it.

783
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,920
On the other hand...

784
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:26,520
Maybe it's closing
yes the circle here.

785
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,360
Maybe that's how it's supposed to be.

786
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,520
Either way...

787
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:39,240
This is now the last burial
of the Hausmann Funeral Home.

788
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,880
With Olivier we also bury that,
what he created.

789
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,360
It's like life:

790
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,560
Everything has an end.

791
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:58,800
* emotional piano music *

792
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,280
Is everything OK?

793
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:28,840
Yes.

794
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,360
It's just...

795
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,960
I wonder why my uncle
passed on anything to me at all.

796
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,480
I mean,

797
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,920
I wasn't really
a picture book niece.

798
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,400
Maybe he wanted
that you stop by again.

799
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,920
Yes, perhaps.

800
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:49,400
Death alone is probably not enough
but as soon as there is something to inherit,

801
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,440
people arrive.
Gilbert!

802
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,720
No. He's right.

803
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:56,680
I'm afraid that's how it was.

804
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,720
Why didn't you ever come back?

805
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,720
Did my uncle never tell you this?

806
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:03,960
My mother and him
had fallen out.

807
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,720
Of all things
because of some stupid inheritance thing.

808
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,800
My grandfather probably had
an old coin collection,

809
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,280
which was worth more
than you first thought.

810
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:16,560
Uncle Olivier wanted her
keep as a memory.

811
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:20,120
But my mother wanted the value
have it identified and sold.

812
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,640
Her bookstore threw
almost nothing left.

813
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:27,320
Because of a coin collection
the two never saw each other again?

814
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,360
She gave in
and left the collection to him.

815
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,560
He was supposedly so attached to it.

816
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,640
He has it later
let it be appreciated,

817
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,600
with the proceeds quietly and quietly
all paid off here.

818
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,680
Wow.

819
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,840
I would have that
Not confident in Olivier.

820
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,400
I think he didn't know
how bad mom was.

821
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,440
That's why
the apology in the will.

822
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,480
And your mother is
stuck with the debt?

823
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,920
Since I became a consultant,
I removed them piece by piece.

824
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,680
At the beginning of the year
the last installment was due.

825
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:04,640
For the first time the money remains,
whatever I earn, there is also something left over.

826
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,000
You lead your life
for your mother?

827
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:16,160
* upbeat music *

828
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,880
Phew, pretty steep here.

829
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,960
What do you remember
when you think of your uncle?

830
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,360
Of the many hikes.

831
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,200
He showed me Provence.

832
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,560
And if I
couldn't walk anymore,

833
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,080
he has me
with French children's songs

834
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,840
distracted by tired legs.

835
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:57,400
(sings) "Un kilometer a pied
ca use, ca use."

836
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:01,480
(both) "Un kilometer a pied
ca use les souliers."

837
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:05,800
(all) "Deux kilometers a pied
ca use, ca use."

838
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:09,920
"Deux kilometers a pied
ca use les souliers."

839
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:13,360
"Three kilometers a pied
ca use, ca use..."

840
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:26,600
* devotional sounds *

841
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,880
I think exactly like that
is what he imagined.

842
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,640
I'm quite sure of that.

843
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,120
Au revoir, mon cher.

844
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:02,440
Goodbye, mon ami.

845
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,040
Voyage.

846
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,040
Farewell, dear uncle.

847
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:42,160
* Emilie sighs. *
Emily!

848
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:44,720
(all) Emilie!
- (Gilbert) What do you mean?

849
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:46,720
Quick, get an ambulance!

850
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,240
Emily!

851
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:59,800
* exciting sounds *

852
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,320
Emilie has
a congenital heart defect.

853
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:12,320
She doesn't actually want to
that we talk about it

854
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,600
but her heart
is a ticking time bomb.

855
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:17,360
But she is
the flourishing life.

856
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,240
Yes, maybe that's why.

857
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:22,000
She has to do it again and again
undergo operations,

858
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:24,120
This won't last forever.

859
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,600
Hence the internship
at the funeral home.

860
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,120
Oui.

861
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:32,800
And her parents?
They're in Paris.

862
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:36,720
She wants a carefree life
lead as far as she can.

863
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:40,520
Near her parents,
who are constantly worried,

864
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,160
she can't manage it.

865
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:48,720
Bon, alors... all clear.

866
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:51,440
She just had
a circulatory collapse.

867
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,600
We had a lot of stress
lately.

868
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:56,560
The strenuous hike,
the thin air -

869
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,200
one thing led to another.

870
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:00,600
Can we?
take it home again?

871
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:04,160
We keep them overnight
better here for observation.

872
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,160
See you soon.

873
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:13,320
I'll come right away.
Mmm.

874
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:15,000
(Gilbert) Tiens-toi bien.

875
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,440
I... I'm sorry.

876
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,920
That I ask you a question of faith
I was so offended.

877
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:28,320
You're basically right.

878
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:30,960
Who still believes today?
to paradise?

879
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,320
But you know...

880
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:39,600
The tiny little hope
to life after death,...

881
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:42,280
... is the only thing that helps me,

882
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:45,480
the unbearable
somehow make it bearable.

883
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,960
I have you for quite a while
superficial copy

884
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,680
of the event generation.

885
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:54,560
You just want to
enjoy your life.

886
01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:58,840
You, I think we're even.

887
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:00,360
We also have you at the beginning

888
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:03,200
for a pretty
superficial copy kept.

889
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,240
Rational, pragmatic.

890
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,520
Unfeeling.

891
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,760
Maybe that's me too.

892
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:16,240
You live your life to the fullest,

893
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,880
although you don't know
how long you have.

894
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,280
And I...

895
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,240
I don't even know
what life means.

896
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,760
* There's a knock. *

897
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:31,600
Emily!
Gilbert called me and...

898
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:34,040
Zut alors!
He acts like my father.

899
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,880
I'll come back later.
- No, you don't need it.

900
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:41,360
But you can leave the flowers.

901
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,600
Thank you.

902
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:04,400
You must really hate him.
On the contrary.

903
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:07,480
I really like him.

904
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:10,080
What? But...
Look at me.

905
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,880
My life is not straight
designed for sustainability.

906
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:16,560
I'll be soon
no longer of any use.

907
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,480
Who wants something like that?

908
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:23,880
That's why all of them
non-binding bed stories?

909
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:27,080
Anyone who doesn't invest feelings
has nothing to lose?

910
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:29,080
True love is not worth it.

911
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,120
You've barely gotten used to each other,

912
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,320
you become brutal
torn from life.

913
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,720
You always say
you want to feel life.

914
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:42,320
Is love worth it?
No idea.

915
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,120
But the kick
is certainly more intense

916
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,080
than any skydive.

917
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,920
So much romance
I wouldn't have believed you at all.

918
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:56,720
That's probably why
in the French air.

919
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:59,120
Yes.
* They laugh. *

920
01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:03,120
If so, then you should
don't waste any time.

921
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:06,080
What do you think?
Well, you and Andre.

922
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,320
* Emilie laughs. *

923
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:20,840
*dreamy music*

924
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:02,040
I...

925
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:06,640
I have to tell you something...
We collected.

926
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:08,240
François.

927
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:13,360
In the whole village. We already have
collected over 18,500 euros.

928
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,720
The village wants to be buried.

929
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:19,680
It may not be enough
Pay tax debt all at once

930
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,600
Mais c'est deja un debut.

931
01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:24,960
Thanks!

932
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,200
We also have a crowdfunding
Project put online.

933
01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:31,080
Crowdfunding?
You can continue collecting there.

934
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:34,640
And now, Andre...

935
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:39,440
From now on every single corpse will be
properly taxed.

936
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:40,960
Naturally.

937
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,680
I never chose you,
but I love you.

938
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,880
Mon maire, mon amour.
- And now let's have a drink.

939
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,400
Exactly.

940
01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:50,360
Oh, a Chateauneuf du Pape?

941
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,840
2003?
- 2003.

942
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,720
The summer of the century?
- (Gilbert) Mmm.

943
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:01,280
To a dignified death.
- Here's to a wonderful life.

944
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:04,120
This needs to be celebrated.
A notre sante.

945
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:12,280
* relaxed piano music,
muffled babble of voices *

946
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:32,840
Thanks for the invitation,
it was a very nice evening.

947
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:36,320
We were happy.
Don't worry so much.

948
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:39,800
I'm sure we can
agree on a fair installment payment.

949
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:42,760
Isn't that right, Monsieur le Maire?
- Why, surely.

950
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,640
Thank you, Francois.
Andre.

951
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,360
And you!

952
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:48,680
Hold
Honor your uncle's legacy.

953
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:50,200
Naturally.

954
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:56,760
(both) Bonsoir, au revoir.
Bonsoir.

955
01:09:57,440 --> 01:10:00,440
* Piano music continues. *

956
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:18,200
* Vanessa Paradis and Benjamin Biolay
sing "Les roses roses". *

957
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:00,240
* The music becomes more intense. *

958
01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:42,000
* The door opens. *

959
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:47,480
* The music fades away. *

960
01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:52,000
*Birds chirping*

961
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,560
Good morning.

962
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:07,200
So what's going on?

963
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,440
I...

964
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,720
I have to tell you something.

965
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:18,040
What?

966
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,480
I...

967
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:27,040
The anonymous call to the tax office...

968
01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:31,000
What about it?

969
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:33,600
That was me.

970
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:38,160
I'm sorry.

971
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:40,720
Andrew!

972
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:49,120
*sad sounds*

973
01:12:56,680 --> 01:13:00,840
(Audiobook) "Chapter Four: If
Your natural desire for power

974
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:04,120
is at risk, do not fall
give in to temptation,

975
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:07,000
for reasons of harmony
to drop the matter."

976
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:09,480
"Never let yourself
guided by compassion."

977
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,640
“Avoid at all costs
an aggressive demeanor

978
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:15,120
and play
peacefulness only,

979
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:19,080
while at the same time you every moment
your opponent's weakness

980
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:20,600
use it to your advantage."

981
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:24,240
* She sobs. *

982
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:03,480
* The music becomes hopeful. *

983
01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:17,240
* The music fades away. *

984
01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:20,360
Hello, Emilie.
Salute.

985
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:23,640
So nice to have you back.

986
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,680
What's up?

987
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:28,520
I...

988
01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:30,800
I accept the offer.

989
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:33,800
Which offer?

990
01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:36,320
We play boules and whoever wins

991
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:39,200
decides how it
continues with the company.

992
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:56,920
It says 12:11 -
Andre only needs one more point.

993
01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:58,440
The German two.

994
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:01,320
* exciting sounds *

995
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:08,880
Yes.

996
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,480
* exciting sounds *

997
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:23,960
(the crowd, disappointed) Oh.

998
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:38,000
Yes!

999
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:41,560
As things currently stand
Andre would have won.

1000
01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:44,120
But there is still one ball missing.

1001
01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:45,760
She'll never do that.

1002
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:53,560
* exciting music *

1003
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:05,560
(all) Oh, non!

1004
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,320
Have you been practicing secretly?
No.

1005
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:22,560
But I had
the same teacher as you.

1006
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:27,640
Congratulations.

1007
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,600
* dreary sounds *

1008
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:46,760
(man) Here.

1009
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:51,200
A good real estate agent,
who I know personally...

1010
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:55,600
... and the funeral chateau

1011
01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:59,280
certainly profitable
can sell for you.

1012
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:02,880
Very good man.
Thanks.

1013
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:06,560
By the way, he is looking
also just a successor

1014
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:08,280
for my wife's pension.

1015
01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:12,640
Good luck.

1016
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:30,160
* There's a knock. *
Yes?

1017
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:34,200
* A clock
ticks loudly in the background. *

1018
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:38,920
What do you want?

1019
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:45,840
I want,
that you keep doing this.

1020
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:48,000
I've never seen anyone

1021
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:50,880
who does his job
with such devotion.

1022
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:55,800
I juggle all day long
just messing around with abstract numbers.

1023
01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,920
Just to avoid ending up like this
like my mother.

1024
01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:06,120
Thanks. How come?

1025
01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:10,360
The village wants to be buried.
You're probably right.

1026
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:15,920
I want you
remain the sole managing director.

1027
01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:18,920
I merely am
silent partner in Frankfurt.

1028
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:21,000
Frankfurt?

1029
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:23,040
Frankfurt.

1030
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:27,560
I'm going to the market.

1031
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:30,640
I believe
It's my turn to cook today.

1032
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:35,560
* dynamic, dreamy music *

1033
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:44,520
I have to admit
the fish was ok.

1034
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:46,080
In order?

1035
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:48,680
Okay, he was fantastic.

1036
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:52,800
Maybe a little too much garlic.

1037
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:55,600
* They laugh. *

1038
01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:01,480
I brought you something else.
From the market.

1039
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,680
* They laugh. *

1040
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:10,000
Oh, ma belle Mimolette!

1041
01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:14,080
Mais qu'elle est magnifique!
Merci cherie.

1042
01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:18,040
Mmm, ah!
- To the future.

1043
01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:20,280
Who knows how long it will last.

1044
01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:23,880
To the future.
It's never too late to start again.

1045
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:26,480
I already understood.

1046
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:30,560
I should have my meager business life
leave behind me in Frankfurt,

1047
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:32,640
here in the idyll of Provence

1048
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:36,160
with stinky cheese and liters of rose
to become happy.

1049
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:38,640
(Emilie) Why not?
Because ...

1050
01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:42,280
Because it's a silly cliché.
So what?

1051
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:45,480
It's not that simple.
Yes, it is.

1052
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:47,080
You have to know it.

1053
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:50,280
Do you really believe
I've always been an undertaker?

1054
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:51,960
Not?

1055
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:54,160
I have mine
in Paris as a legal assistant

1056
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:56,160
been hunched over for years.

1057
01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:59,160
My boss was a real sadist.

1058
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:00,920
Le diable lui memes.

1059
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:03,240
You never told me that.
- Mmm.

1060
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:06,000
One day I should
work overtime again.

1061
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:08,520
For the hundredth time.
And then?

1062
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:11,520
Then I said to him:
Je vous emmerde.

1063
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:14,720
I'd rather not.
And then I left.

1064
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:16,320
Bartleby.

1065
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:20,040
Mmm. Exactly.
Like in your uncle's book.

1066
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:23,440
My mother of all people
gave it to him.

1067
01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:26,800
The purest instructions
to career refusal.

1068
01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:29,760
Then I just feel a little

1069
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:32,160
with life
and busy dying.

1070
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:35,440
And the cooking and the wine.
* They laugh. *

1071
01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:37,880
And then I am
finally ended up here.

1072
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:40,200
Olivier has me
taken in.

1073
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:43,640
Just like us years later
Emilie took in.

1074
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:47,560
After you get yours from us
wanted to choose your own coffin.

1075
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:52,400
And now let's take on Charlotte.

1076
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:01,080
I can't do that.

1077
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:05,840
Career refusal?
This is just a dream!

1078
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:13,480
She's right.

1079
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:15,400
That would be unreasonable.

1080
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:21,120
I'm tired, I'm going to sleep.

1081
01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:23,160
Bonne nuit.
Bonne nuit.

1082
01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:24,680
Bonne nuit.

1083
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:36,600
Bonne nuit.
Bonne nuit.

1084
01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:43,200
(gentle) Bonne nuit.

1085
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:46,600
* calm melancholic sounds *

1086
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:56,280
*Birds chirping*

1087
01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:10,680
Au revoir.

1088
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:13,040
Good chance.

1089
01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:21,200
Thank you.

1090
01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,680
Thank you for everything.

1091
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:35,160
Look, I have that
keep all the time.

1092
01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:38,920
This is yours.
What is that?

1093
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:41,280
Look at him.

1094
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:47,720
Au revoir.

1095
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,200
* She sighs. *

1096
01:22:58,320 --> 01:22:59,800
Au revoir.

1097
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:25,320
* calm sounds *

1098
01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:48,520
To the airport please.

1099
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:24,960
"Immigrate to France.
What speaks against it:

1100
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:28,960
I hate it,
that drivers do not stop

1101
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,760
when I cross the zebra crossing
wants to go.

1102
01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:36,800
Oysters taste like snot
and frog legs are totally disgusting.

1103
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:40,160
What speaks for it:

1104
01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:42,880
Firstly, I love
the scent of pine needles,

1105
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:45,000
the ones on the floor
roast in the sun.

1106
01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:47,040
Secondly, the people here

1107
01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:49,680
usually in a much better mood
than with us.

1108
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:53,440
Thirdly, I would like most
play boules every day

1109
01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:55,360
and become a real professional,

1110
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:58,280
so that I can finally meet Uncle Olivier
can beat.

1111
01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:02,680
Oh, and then
there is also the fourth thing:

1112
01:25:03,480 --> 01:25:05,160
the neighbor boy Andre.

1113
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:09,240
He's so cute."

1114
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:25,600
*dreamy sounds*

1115
01:25:46,480 --> 01:25:49,480
* The dreamy one
turns into sad music. *

1116
01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:11,520
* Brake squealing *
Ooh!

1117
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:20,160
What is it?

1118
01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:21,680
* The frog croaks. *

1119
01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:24,440
* He laughs. *

1120
01:26:25,240 --> 01:26:27,240
Just a happy little frog.

1121
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:31,120
Vive la deraison.
Sorry?

1122
01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:32,640
* He laughs. *

1123
01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:42,360
* upbeat music, quacking *

1124
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:51,480
* Berry sings "Si souvent". *

1125
01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:05,840
Charlotte?

1126
01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:18,080
Thanks Andre,
that you kept it.

1127
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:35,080
* They laugh. *

1128
01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:41,680
Thank you, Monsieur Richard.
It turned out wonderfully.

1129
01:27:42,280 --> 01:27:46,480
Oh, there's nothing to be thankful for.
It was an honor.

1130
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:49,280
(Child) Do you still have anything free?

1131
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,520
Yes, sure. Welcome!

1132
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:57,040
I'm telling you, tourism here
is a good deal.

1133
01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:05,120
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